Engineers day special

Engineer's Day special��

Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come
out......!!
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A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn't u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not
warnings.
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Engineering College Student:
Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi
Hoti
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.
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Pre-Engineering Wale Marty Nahi,
Zinda Dafnay Jate Hain
Her Ek Paper Mein Buri Tarha Tarpai Jate
Hain
Koi Khol K Tu Dekhte Kafan Ko Un K
Qabar Mein Bhi 4 Yearz Solve Karte
Hain
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Q: What is the difference between
Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers ? A:
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil
Engineers build targets.
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Centuries ago people who sacrificed their sleep,
food, laughter & other joys of life were called
“SAINTS” Now they are called ENGINEERS.
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An Engineering Student to his Sweeper: Brother:
Mere Paas Degree hai, Knowledge hai…… 4
Logon Main Baithne ki izat hai. Tere Paas Kya
Hai? Sweeper: .. .. Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
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And last one

100 Subjects
400 Experiments
5000 Assignment
40000 Hrs
400000 Rs
A Normal Human Cannot Do It
Those Super Heroes Are Called Engineering
Students.
USD
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